OMG I just found the perfect web comic statement about my life, and the Feed

It ain’t often that you find the perfect statement about your life in a comic strip, but I think I did with today’s Ozy and Millie. Llewellyn just wrapped up my entire life to this point in a single sentence. And if that link does not take you to the right comic, leave me a message and I’ll put up a quote (or maybe the image) as part of my Wreck-Free Sunday post.

Up first is several links to a report from the far West Canuckistan about a cyclist killed doing something cyclist-haters claim cyclists never do, waiting on a red light. Accident claims cyclist’s life on Sea Island and Cyclist killed in Richmond also UPDATE: Friend mourns cyclist’s tragic death The cyclist was sitting at the head of the queue waiting on the light to change when the driver lost control for some reason and plowed right into her and across a field. As a cyclist there is nothing you can do except to not be there when the new driver loses control, and physical infrastructure can’t do anything to prevent a wreck like this, either. The driver had recently gotten her license, as was denoted by the “N” sticker on the back of the car, which might have had a bearing on the wreck, as might have that yellowish substance on the inside of the driver’s door visible in many of the pictures of the wreck. But seriously, hit while waiting at the light, watchugonna do? What can you do?

Good news from GA, they caught the bastard! Suspect accused of running down Atlanta cyclist denied bond Just in case you were unsure of just which bastard I’m referring to, this is the guy that intentionally ran down and left for dead a cyclist in an Atlanta suburb… And now he’s in jail without bond.

Another link to that disgusting story on the woman that ran down a cyclist with over a mile of visibility before the wreck. No Criminal Charges For Driver Accused Of Fatally Striking Annapolis Cyclist

Two more links from West Canuckistan about a hit-and-run. Cyclist hospitalized in hit-and-run day after another cyclist killed and Cyclist injured in hit-and-run on Mary Hill Bypass Hit-from-behind wreck so had the cyclist had sufficient warning he might have been able to avoid or reduce damages with the hit-from-behind protocols, and completely avoid the wreck with infrastructure that was “up to Dutch”. You can see the cyclist’s blinky lights flashing in the video that accompanied the second link.

A SWCC wreck in Boise. Cyclist injured, cited in crash Officer at the scene gave the driver a ticket that was later shifted to the cyclist? How about give me a break? Intersection protocols to avoid or reduce damages, and get the infrastructure “up to Dutch” to prevent.

An IL wreck sent the cyclist to hospital but did not injure the driver. Bicyclist hurt in accident northwest of Cambridge Narrative does not conclusively state the mode but the implication is hit-from-behind, so protocols to avoid or reduce damages, and get the infrastructure “up to Dutch” to prevent. And hire actual journalists capable of presenting the 5 “W”s (and one “H”) in an article to prevent confusion. And I’m just so amazed and comforted to learn that the driver of a multi-ton light armored vehicle was uninjured after running into a woman riding a bicycle. :P

Another IL wreck, this time with a train. Victim identified in bike-train crash I have made this point so many times, but apparently the people that really need to read my blog are not the people who actually read my blog because it just keeps happening. To reiterate, trains are terribly easy to avoid, just pay attention and stay off the tracks when there is a train, or about to be a train, using those tracks. Trains are big, mostly noisy (especially heavy rail passenger or freight) and generally there are signals where the tracks and bicycles interact. If I get any more specific I will be insulting your intelligences even worse than I already have.

A foreign worker hired to work cheap for the tourist season is killed riding home from work in MA. Cyclist dies in late night West Barnstable crash Hit from behind, no picture of the bike but a tragic picture of the wrecked car with bits of bicycle hanging off the front and a broken windshield. There is substantial question about lights and reflectors on the bicycle, along with what seems to be a total lack of cycling awareness education for the workers, kind of a “here’s a bike, use this to get to and from work” with nothing about local laws or even checking to see if the person understands any road rules for bicycles. Anyway, get the infrastructure “up to Dutch” to prevent.

A left cross in TN. Car, bicycle crash severely injuries cyclist on Elizabethton Highway I strongly question the THP report of the situation, since the report stated there were no lights on the bike and zooming in on the picture of the wrecked shows what appears to be the remains of a smashed LED headlight on the handlebars…

Back to the Great White North a cyclist is hit in an intersection. Cyclist critically injured after hit by vehicle in Leaside It looks like the bike seat and post are missing, but there was a reflector on the back fender at some point (you can see the hole) so not sure how well lighted and reflectored this rider was from the rear and side, the bent wheel and fender indicate the cyclist was hit from the left rear. Intersection wreck means protocols might be of use in avoiding or reducing damages, and that getting the infrastructure “up to Dutch” would probably prevent a similar wreck.

More from the GWN. Hit and run injures cylist Typo in original headline. Kid with a car full of kids says “watch me scare this guy on the bicycle…” and almost kills him. Hit-from-behind protocols to avoid or reduce damages, and get the infrastructure right so sociopathic teenagers are prevented from using their motor vehicles to “scare” people.

Not sure if this is GWN or Canuckistan, my Canadian geography isn’t that good, after all it has been at least 40 years since the last time I lived there. Cyclist hit by car in Alliston Simcoe County of which province? Anyway, intersection wreck, so protocols and infrastructure, yadda yadda yadda…

A rare UK wreck report that I can say what to do before the verdict is issued in the trial. Cyclist aged 12 killed in road crash Hit from behind, so protocols to avoid, and get the infrastructure “up to Dutch” to prevent. And I have to go put a band-aid on my chin where it hit the floor when I read this article. “The Nissan was travelling along Bosworth Road towards Market Bosworth when it was involved in a collision with the bicycle which was also travelling in the same direction.

Oh, joy. An idiot on FB is calling for murdering cyclists. Travis CookSo I’ve been accused of advocating vehicular manslaughter. I wouldn’t say I’ve advocated it–I’m just not sorry when it happens in some cases!” Yep, next time he hits a cyclist it’s attempted murder.

Our Daily Ted. Morning Links: Judge rules police can’t search your bike without permission, and Timbuk2 opens on Abbot Kinney

Infrastructure “stuff” from the UK. Dangerous pothole that caused cyclist accident in Burton town centre has now been repaired by Staffordshire County Council Progress! This time it only took one injured cyclist, the previous article about potholes it took 3 cyclists injured in the same pothole to get it filled three months later.

Another link to that guy in Oz telling drivers to hang up and drive. Injured Perth cyclist urges road users to put phones down

Maybe this will work, but it seems like Hokum and snake oil to me. Patchnride 60-second puncture repair system – first look Repair a tube without removing the tire or pulling the tube out of the tire? Humph!

And those were the links that gave me fits or giggles today/night. Some day it will be all giggles, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.

Billed @€0.02, Opus

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