In less than 24 hours the worst president in the history of these United States will be removed from office. Pity it couldn’t be done at the point of a gun. But at least the village idiot of Houston TX will be removed from “the Button” that can destroy human civilization in 24 hours.
As you might guess I’m not a big fan of “W”. In fact I both loathe and despise him. The man was a graduate of a prestigious Ivy League school, and he could not even pronounce the word “nuclear”. Add to that his brilliant roll in the incident at Ft. Hood when vandals attacked the pagan worship area and desecrated one of the altars, and the Religious Reich started baying about how pagans shouldn’t be allowed to “contaminate” our good Christian troops when the Chaplain’s Manual has detailed instructions on how to lead a Wiccan circle in the absence of local Wiccan clergy… and there comes “W” with the statement that witchcraft isn’t even a real religion.
Then somebody got him to run for President, and those of us in TX who had sense were overjoyed. TX law requires someone already holding office to leave office before running for a different office, and we thought that he would have to quit embarrassing us as our Governor and he would never win the election so we would be rid of his stupid self. We never expected him to be declared winner, honest. To be truthful I was shocked that he even won the Republican nomination to run for President.
So on the behalf of the minority of Texans with functional brains (not including me anymore, damned drunk in a pickup truck) I apologize for the last 8 years. Just don’t try to tell me you never pulled a prank that got out of hand…
Billed @$.02, Opus