I need some help here

I need some assistance. My church is having our annual Patron Auction, where we chose the deity, abstraction, or person who best embodies our goals and aspirations for the coming fiscal year.

I am representing Hermes, and I need some help with my costume. I have the white tunic, form-fitting of course, but I need some help finding a white kilt or short skirt that could be worn as a kilt. I have a 36″ waist and no hips/butt to hold things up unless there is sufficient friction from a tight waistband. I would prefer something non-scratchy, but for the couple of hours I would have to wear this costume scratchy could be tolerated. This could be either a loan or a gift as you prefer. I’m having to do a lot of research on this, and the white tunic/kilt combination is the safest outfit I could find (from the classical statues and pictures on urns and vases, it appears Hermes wasn’t real fond of wearing clothing, the kilt and tunic seem to be the most clothes he wore at any one time).

If you can help me with this by this Saturday leave me a comment and I will get back with you ASAP.

Begging nicely, Opus

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