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A drive-by blogging

Just a quick note to keep you up-to-date. I went to the State Fair of Texas today and just got home, and I have just enough time to dash off a blog post about it before I have to run to the Full Moon service tonight. I won’t even get to eat until I get home from the moon service, so no complaining!

There were a number of new fried foods at the fair this year but I could only try one, so I had the Fried Texas Salsa with Cheese Gravy. No that wasn’t a typo, not cheese sauce, Cheese Gravy. Sort of a cheesy white sauce with a little bit of meat-ish flavor about it, but pretty decent. The Fried Texas Salsa was a mix of a mild salsa in a corn batter that ended up tasting like corn chips and salsa, a favorite combination in the Poet household. I give the dish a 4 out of 5 score, very good but a little heavy for frequent consumption. Opus says try it out.

As always I went through the Auto Show at the Fair, and noticed 2 things: an increase in the number of small cars that get high gas mileage numbers, and the trucks had less frills and gew-gaws but more features that make them better workplaces, like the ability to become a wi-fi hot spot for up to 4 users or devices. I saw fewer concept cars, more production cars that were really desirable. I didn’t see as many SUVs as I had just last year as the new gas mileage standards are already taking their toll on the selection of mobile housing projects and urban assault vehicles, I saw a lot of models that got 25 MPG city or more and quite a few that got more than 40 MPG highway, with a gaggle between 35 and 40 MPG. The one concept car I noticed was supposed to get more than 40 MPG while still driving like a Corvette. The placard said it was the first hybrid Corvette…

I didn’t see many bikes at the fair this year except as car accessories, I saw one folding model that replaced the spare tire in the trunk of one car… Not sure about the practicality of that concept as I couldn’t get close enough to see if they really replaced the spare or could just fit in the spare well in the trunk.

And that’s all I have today, the links in today’s Feed will go up in tomorrow’s post

PSA Opus

What I did on my Summer vacation

Greetings Earthlings! I am returned from my travels and travails to converse with you some more.

I took the Dawgbus (Greyhound) from Dallas to Nashville leaving 7/11. Not so lucky as the TSA was out in force in the bus station in Memphis on the morning of the 12th, with both a bomb- and a drug-sniffing dog checking luggage, random frisking, hate and discontent, but no checking of ID that I could see. It all looked like random harassment of poor people to me, because they were searching people as they got off the buses.

I spent most of the rest of my trip watching the TdF on Versus, visiting friends and eating out in restaurants, so the rest of this post will be a review of the better places I ate. I’m not going to bother with telling how bad some places were because number one they were all chains with big budgets for lawyers, and number two they are all very popular so somebody likes them. What I am going to mention are the local places we ate where the food was good and the service fantastic.

The first of the locally-owned eateries was M & V Famous Soul Food, 281 N Lowry St Smyrna where we had liver and onions served with mashed potatoes and gravy and corn as the sides. The liver was perfectly cooked and very mildly flavored, both of which require a degree of skill seldom exhibited in your average eatery that serves this dish. Most of the time your liver is very tough to chew and has a pronounced “organ meat” flavor, both of which were missing here. The liver was tender without being under-cooked (a problem I have when fixing liver), and very tasty. The sides were done with an equal amount of skill and complemented the meat perfectly, and the cornbread and biscuits also completed the meal. I was so full that I was unable to sample the dessert menu, but rest assured I didn’t see a bad dessert there.

The second local place has a bit of a following in my family and circle of friends in that we have been eating there for at least 6 years, from the time they were located in the Old Jail in Franklin to their new location in the old location of New Orleans Manor next to the Nashville Airport (BNA) on Murfreesboro Road. I’m referring to Monell’s at the Manor in Nashville, where they serve family-style at large tables and you share a common meal with whoever gets seated next to you and the food just keeps on coming. Nothing they served was less than good, with most of the dishes rating an “ehhhxxcellent” with excited hand-wringing a la Mr. Burns. I’m talking some seriously good grub here, served in massive amounts by friendly wait-staff. I suggest skipping lunch so you get your money’s worth of their all-you-care-to-eat service. One of their sides was something I haven’t gotten anywhere else, a savory corn pudding, think creamed corn with cornbread and seriously tasty. I couldn’t get enough of that except for the competition from the coleslaw, turnip greens, mashed potatoes, pot roast, 3-bean salad, fried chicken, and banana pudding for dessert. I’m talking seriously good food in try-to-kill-you quantities at this eatery.

Another seriously good place to eat was the Franklin Chop House My teriyaki was spectacular with tasty sides that I can’t remember because it was so late and I was so hungry that I don’t remember anything besides the fact that the dinner rolls had too much sugar in the recipe for a dinner roll. For breakfast they would have been perfect. I do remember my turnip greens had just a bit of crisp to them instead of the usual limp state of turnip greens in the south, and could have used a touch more vinegar in their preparation. Still good though.

While I was visiting in Franklin we also went to Las Palmas where we had Mex-Mex food, not the blazing hot variety from the border regions but the milder stuff from the interior of the country. They still put peppers in it but not in everything like Tex-Mex or CaliMex food. I had an enchilada and burrito combo that was very good, and I also got to sample quesadillas and chicken enchiladas from other diners in my party as the designated “garbage disposal”.

Last dinner was at a place in Smyrna that was simply called the “Asian” with a buffet. They served a generic Chinese/Japanese/Vietnamese fusion that was much better to eat than to write about.

Last place was a Donut Palace in Smyrna, on Lowry Street across from the Square. I mean doughnuts, fresh and big. Their apple fritters were huge, bigger than dinner plates. Service was good and quick.

So, that’s what I can tell you about my Summer Vacation. I should have taken better notes, but I was on vacation… I should also mention that I gained about 10 pounds in 3 weeks because of being the designated “garbage disposal” when we didn’t go to all you can eat places.

Billed @$0.02, Opus

That’s some serious coffee

Found while de-stressing: Just Picture It I take my coffee seriously, too, but I don’t make pictures in it.

PSA, Opus

Would you buy this product?

OK I have been thinking again. I know, scary.

I have been thinking about selling some logoed merch to my readers, but I also want to sell useful stuff, not just junk. I was thinking that a reflective safety vest like this with a reflective WoaB logo of some kind and a double-pointed arrow underneath with “Pass with Care”. I like live readers, and if you get hit while riding within the law wearing one of my logoed vests, they idiot that hit you is either blind or did it on purpose. Now all I need is an idea of how many vests to order, and the logo for WoaB.

PSA, Opus

I don’t know where else to put this

I pulled a drink recipe from another web site and don’t have anywhere to put it, so I’ll blatantly repost it here:

Crispy Crunch Shots
1 part Kahlua
1 part Metaxa Brandy
1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part Frangelico

Shake with ice. Pour into shotglasses. Mouth orgasm.

PSA, Opus

Product review: Helmet Lock

Late last year I was given 2 of the product to review, which was the only compensation provided for this review.

OK after a thorough test and evaluation I am ready to do the review:

This product (Helmet Lock) did everything it claimed to do, When I
remembered to use it I never forgot my helmet or had any problems with
people messing with the helmet. It even worked on my Bellistic
full-face helmet. The person I asked to test the other Helmet Lock in
the package also reported having no issues using the product as
advertised.

I did have a problem, but it had nothing to do with any aspect of the
design and construction of the Helmet Lock. In order to use this
product there has to be someplace to lock the bike, and where I live
and ride such places are few and far between away from Gov’t
buildings. Seriously I was at the local “mall” and there were 2 places
to lock up for a total of 4 secure bike stations, the closest grocery
store has no places for a customer to lock up a bike. I think there is
someplace for employees to lock up, but given the number of bikes I
see in the foyer I think maybe not.

But the Helmet Lock works, no ifs ands or buts about it. Buy this
product, unless you like walking off and leaving a $50+ helmet behind,
or letting someone steal said helmet. I know helmets are cheap
insurance, but if you live in a city or state that has a mandatory
helmet law, losing your helmet can strand you miles from home.

This is a Gigi-approved product endorsement. www.thehelmetlock.com