Breaking news: The thing that walks like a man with a medical degree is guilty of all counts.

Posted on November 2, 2009 | 2 Comments

This just in from BikingInLA, Christopher Thompson was found guilty on all counts in his trial in LA. Evil on Trial: GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY! I am just dumbfounded by this verdict. This is more than I could ever believe possible. I congratulate the jury for their findings.

PSA Opus

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2 responses to “Breaking news: The thing that walks like a man with a medical degree is guilty of all counts.”

  1. Velocentric | November 3, 2009 at 05:54 | Reply

    Get the kittens!

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    • Opus the Poet | November 4, 2009 at 15:12 | Reply

      No, death by cute kittens is reserved for hit-and-run drivers who were drunk. Vehicular assault gets flogged with a bicycle chain until all skin is removed.

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